This year... I'm gonna make 2 resolutions...

1. I'm not gonna go into any relationships

My experiences in the past 2 relationships had made me be aware of females... It's not that I don't like them, but they tend to break my heart... If you never wanted to start a relationship, then don't hold on to it.. Imma also gonna avoid making too much friends with females... I'm gonna keep some distance... I don't mean to disrespect... Don't blame me for doing this... Blame your fellow females for forcing me to do this drastic decision... You 2 girls know who you bloody are... People who really are my friends also know who they are...

2. I'm gonna change my study ways

I've been thinking back of my study ways during my 2 years in college... I never start revising my lessons until the last minute... So from next semester onwards, I'm gonna start revising early.. This is also to prepare me for my Year 2 degree, which I heard is gonna be pretty damn hectic... Maybe this time I can get better results...

It's pretty straight forward and plain simple... If you understand english, you can understand what I'm saying... You dig?

Peace out!!

View it... ^^ Hahahaha...

This is a notice to all my friends who took their PMR examination earlie this year..

The Penilaian Menengah Rendah (PMR) results will be released next Tuesday, Dec 30. Education director-general Datuk Alimuddin Mohd Dom will give the analysis of the results in Putrajaya at 9am on the same day.
Students can also collect their results from their respective schools from 10am.
A total of 472,060 students sat for the PMR this year at 3,458 examination centres nationwide from Oct 13 to 15.

Source: The Star

This week is just like the ordinary week I am going through...
I don't really feel excited although Christmas is in 2 days time...
I don't know what I'm looking forward to...
Usually around this time, I have something to look forward to...
But this time, it's kinda different...
I just don't know why...

Anyhow, Imma take this chance to wish everyone a Merry Christmas and Happy New Year 2009...


My last blog post will be on Jan 1st... Then this blog will be frozen until I feel like I got something long to blog...

The year will be coming to an end in about 14 days from today...
I have been looking back at my past posts...
Have also been recalling back memories that has happened throughout the year...
It's been a long and winding journey for this year...
There are happy times... And there are sad times..
I'll keep in mind those happy times...
I'm gonna wipe all those bad times away...

For my studies, it's been quite good...
I can pace myself in class...
I'm not that good in starting revisions early...
I'm more to a last minute person...
But I will try to change...
It will be better for me...

For relationship, it's been happy and also sad...
I thought I finally found a girl that I love and she loves me as well...
But everything turned out to the opposite...
She ended our relationship after four and a half months...
I put my whole heart into that relationship...
And this is what she gives me in return..
This is such a sad case...

This experience thought me one thing...
You can't trust everyone except for family and maybe some of your close friends...
People that you know are the ones trying to backstab you...
We're living in a dangerous world...
So we can't trust anybody anymore...

The happy moments throughout the year will surely be time spent with family and also friends...
All the times I came back to Sandakan, the guys will surely spend a lot of time with me...
Thank you... I don't wanna mention names.. You know who you are..

Looking forward for another new year 2009...
Hoping that 2o09 will be even better than 2008...

I'm so damn freaking bored laaaaa....
I don't know what to do...
I can't online the past few days..
Because of some problems with the phone wires...
Telekom has a bad service in my opinion la..
Coz I need to make the complaint TWICE before they came and fixed my problem..
But everything's alright now..
I can online...
But I feel that the line starts to get really really slow...
I wonder why...
Haih...
Christmas is coming real soon...
I don't seem to be in the christmas spirit...
I think I feel kinda down..
But I can't explain it...
Gosh.. This sucks..
WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG??
I dunno...
Anyways....
Chiaozz...
I got nothing to say...

I've been reading a post posted by my friend on Facebook. It's hillarious...

1. Bring a pillow. Fall asleep (or pretend to) until the last 15 minutes. Wake up, say "oh geez, better get cracking" and do some gibberish work. Turn it in a few minutes early.

2. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!"

3. If it is a math/science exam, answer in essay form. If it is long answer/essay form, answer with numbers and symbols. Be creative. Use the integral symbol.

4. Make paper airplanes out of the exam. Aim them at the instructor's left nostril.

5. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read questions aloud, debate your answers with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm SOOO sure you can hear me thinking." Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.

6. Bring cheerleaders.

7. Walk in, get the exam, sit down. About five minutes into it, loudly say to the instructor, "I don't understand ANY of this. I've been to every lecture all semester long! What's the deal? And who the hell are you? Where's the regular guy?"

8. Bring a Game Boy (or Game Gear, etc...). Play with the volume at max level.

9. On the answer sheet (book, whatever) find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this question on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs. Be creative.

10. Bring pets. Baaaaaah.

11. Run into the exam room looking about frantically. Breathe a sigh of relief. Go to the instructor, say "They've found me, I have to leave the country" and run off.

12. Fifteen minutes into the exam, stand up, rip up all the papers into very small pieces, throw them into the air and yell out "Merry Christmas." If you're really daring, ask for another copy of the exam. Say you lost the first one. Repeat this process every fifteen minutes.

13. Do the exam with crayons, paint, or fluorescent markers.

14. Come into the exam wearing slippers, a bathrobe, a towel on your head, and nothing else.

15. Come down with a BAD case of Turet's Syndrome during the exam. Be as vulgar as possible.

16. Do the entire exam in another language. If you don't know one, make one up! For math/science exams, try using Roman numerals.

17. Bring things to throw at the instructor when s/he's not looking. Blame it on the person nearest to you.

18. As soon as the instructor hands you the exam, eat it.

19. Walk into the exam with an entourage. Claim you are going to be taping your next video during the exam. Try to get the instructor to let them stay, be persuasive. Tell the instructor to expect a percentage of the profits if they are allowed to stay.

20. Every five minutes, stand up, collect all your things, move to another seat, continue with the exam.

21. Turn in the exam approximately 30 minutes into it. As you walk out, start commenting on how easy it was.

22. Do the entire exam as if it was multiple choice and true/false. If it is a multiple choice exam, spell out interesting things (DCCAB. BABE. etc...).

23. Bring a black marker. Return the exam with all questions and answers completely blacked out.

24. Get the exam. Twenty minutes into it, throw your papers down violently, scream out "Fuck this!" and walk out triumphantly.

25. Arrange a protest before the exam starts (i.e. Threaten the instructor that whether or not everyone's done, they are all leaving after one hour to drink)

26. Show up completely drunk. (Completely drunk means at some point during the exam, you should start crying for mommy).

27. Every now and then, clap twice rapidly. If the instructor asks why, tell him/her in a very derogatory tone, "the light bulb that goes on above my head when I get an idea is hooked up to a clapper. DUH!"

28. Comment on how sexy the instructor is looking that day.

29. Come to the exam wearing a black cloak. After about 30 minutes, put on a white mask and start yelling "I'm here, the phantom of the opera" until they drag you away.

30. Go to an exam for a class you have no clue about, where you know the class is very small, and the instructor would recognize you if you belonged. Claim that you have been to every lecture. Fight for your right to take the exam.

31. Upon receiving the exam, look it over, while laughing loudly, say "you don't really expect me to waste my time on this drivel? Days of our Lives is on!!!"

32. Bring a water pistol with you. Nuff said.

33. From the moment the exam begins, hum the theme to Jeopardy. Ignore the instructor's requests for you to stop. When they finally get you to leave one way or another, begin whistling the theme to the Bridge on the River Kwai.

34. Start a brawl in the middle of the exam.

35. If the exam is math/science related, make up the longest proofs you could possibly think of. Get pi and imaginary numbers into most equations. If it is a written exam, relate everything to your own life story.

36. Come in wearing a full knight's outfit, complete with sword and shield.

37. Bring a friend to give you a back massage the entire way through the exam. Insist this person is needed, because you have bad circulation.

38. Bring cheat sheets TO ANOTHER CLASS (make sure this is obvious... like history notes for a calculus exam... otherwise you're not just failing, you're getting kicked out too) and staple them to the exam, with the comment "Please use the attached notes for references as you see fit."

39. When you walk in, complain about the heat. Strip.

40. After you get the exam, call the instructor over, point to any question, ask for the answer. Try to work it out of him/her.

41. One word: Wrestlemania.

42. Bring balloons, blow them up, start throwing them around like they do before concerts start.

43. Try to get people in the room to do the wave.

44. Play frisbee with a friend at the other side of the room.

45. Bring some large, cumbersome, ugly idol. Put it right next to you. Pray to it often. Consider a small sacrifice.

46. Get deliveries of candy, flowers, balloons, telegrams, etc... sent to you every few minutes throughout the exam.

47. During the exam, take apart everything around you. Desks, chairs, anything you can reach.

48. Complete the exam with everything you write being backwards at a 90 degree angle.

49. Bring a musical instrument with you, play various tunes. If you are asked to stop, say "it helps me think." Bring a copy of the Student Handbook with you, challenging the instructor to find the section on musical instruments during finals. Don't forget to use the phrase "Told you so".

50. Answer the exam with the "Top Ten Reasons Why Professor xxxx Sucks"

This is so damn hillarious.. I just can't stop laughing...

I'm still in a damn fucking pissed off mood after i posted my previous post...
I now know my blog doesn't have any readers...
I think I'm just gonna discontinue this blog site soon...
Nobody seems to care what I wrote in my last post...
My sms's still gone unanswered...
Now I'm starting to think I don't have any friends left in this world..
I'm all alone...
Nevermind...
Let it be...
I'm getting used to this feeling already...

Blog gonna be permanently shut down....
I still don't know when...
I'll post it up here as my last post perhaps....

I have been wondering why is there people that do not reply sms or calls?
Is it hard to reply an sms or to call back a person?
It really pisses me off when people do not reply my sms-es..
I don't care if the sms is replied late..
I can understand..
But totally not replying is damn bullshit..
If I call a person and that person shuts me off..
I get pissed off as well...
You can at least reply with a short sms saying that you're busy or something..
I don't believe that one person can be working non-stop until there's no time to call or reply an sms..
It's totally ridiculous..
I ain't pointing at anyone...
You know who you are...
I hate these kinda people...
It makes me SICK!
I believe that there is an explanation behind everything..
People who don't reply my sms-es and also answer my calls...
They will never get another sms from me...
They will never get another call from me...